shaocong.

Such awesome lines:

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

"In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us."

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we... find those Miramax fucks... we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

posted by Shaocong @ 11:20 AM